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Monday, October 11th, 2004
10:33 pm
I hear there's rumors on the internets about me being a robot. I am NOT a fucking robot. I built a time machine and I go back in time every five years and my age stays the same as all of you motherfuckers grow and get old. I will never die! Bwahahaha. Guess who's Rick James Bitch now?!!!!

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10:33 pm
I should be dead like Christopher Reeves.

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